I have all my lingerie, which btw I’m a huge fan, and I spend the day shopping and finding things that might make me get off my butt. Today started like any other. I bounced around different shops, web sites and such. Spent a few hours looking at other fat people trying to getting skinny on The Biggest Loser pictures page. Spent even more hours on Victoria’s Secret website. And for some reason as I was on the VS website, thoughts about costumes came in my head and from there it was searches in Google (gawd they are the best btw) and then I scrolled a while.. just hopping from link to link when I came across a site that is about sexy adult costumes. I think what shocked me most is there was this list of clothes available at Amazon.com and I had spent all morning there with zero idea they sold anything like that (and much to my husband’s chagrin, I book marked both that site and the Amazon costume area la~). So now I have a new inspiration for weight loss and tomorrow I’ll need another.

Any ideas =D?

www.almeidacartoons.com/

That’s it I’m done! Done listening to the multitude of skinny women who gained 15 pounds once, lost it 12 seconds later because they ran a flight of stairs and announced they have a diet plan for me! Done with berry trees, powdered shakes, frozen dinners (which cost more than gym memberships). Done with low carbs, high carbs, no carbs, high protein, low protein, no protein, low-fat, low sugar, low calorie , no taste, crappy, expensive, ridiculous diets.

But most of all I’m done listening to advice from skinny women that have no clue what I’m going through!

So to the following women, who meet my definition of skinny:

1. Any woman who started out thin, stayed thin, lives thin and breathes thin. Listen you have no idea what its like to be fat. You don’t understand struggles that fat women deal with. You do not ride on my emotional roller coaster and you can probably buckle that belt anyway. So shut it!

2. Any woman who eats a carrot, forcefully vomits it up, says she ate too much this week and proceeds to starve for 3 days. You know who you are girls, and I while I admire your dedication to be stupid.. I mean thin,.. I’d rather my heart attack came by doughnut, not ketosis! Please shut up.

3. Any woman who has never been more than 20 pounds overweight in her life. You are either genetically gifted, belong in categories 1 or 2, or a combination of 1 and 2. Shut up!

4. Any woman who has never had trouble buckling a belt on a plane, roller coaster. Shut your mouth!

You have no clue what you’re talking about. You may have a degree from 6 universities and maybe even some people have lost weight on your programs.. and maybe even kept it off, its possible, unlikely, but possible, but you still have zero idea about what you’re spewing.

So before you open your carrot-eating, 110 pound, size 4 mouth I want to tell you to SHUT UP.

My twinkie-eating, 200 pound, size 24 ass will take advice from someone that’s been there and done that.